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Funny Quotations
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Funny Quotations
- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.Rating: 0/5 Author: Tom Clancy Subject: Funny
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty. Rating: 1/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Funny
- The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.Rating: 1/5 Author: Jilly Cooper Subject: Funny
- The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry Kissinger Subject: Funny
- The number-one fear in life is public speaking, and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerry Seinfeld Subject: Funny
- The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.Rating: 1/5 Author: Roseanne Barr Subject: Funny
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny