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- No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- People will believe anything if you whisper it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.Rating: 3/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.Rating: 0/5 Author: George Bernard Shaw Subject: Funny
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.Rating: 4/5 Author: Henny Youngman Subject: Funny
- Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?Rating: 0/5 Author: Lisa Claymen Subject: Funny
- Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Sure the Grand Canyon may be breathtaking but so is lung cancer.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.Rating: 0/5 Author: Andy Rooney Subject: Funny
- The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.Rating: 3/5 Author: Robert Frost Subject: Funny
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