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- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.Rating: 0/5 Author: Dolly Parton Subject: Funny
- I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.Rating: 1/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.Rating: 0/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.Rating: 0/5 Author: Bob Hope Subject: Funny
- I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.Rating: 5/5 Author: Patrick Murray Subject: Funny
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.Rating: 1/5 Author: Amy Carmichael Subject: Funny
- If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.Rating: 4/5 Author: George Muncaster Subject: Funny
- If the Pilgrims had shot a skunk instead of a turkey, Thanksgiving would have been quite different.Rating: 4/5 Author: John D. MacDonald Subject: Funny
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If you aren't part of the solution, you're a precipitateRating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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