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- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.Rating: 0/5 Author: Will Rogers Subject: Funny
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things i cannot, and a great big bag of money.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.Rating: 5/5 Author: George Burns Subject: Funny
- Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a strangerRating: 4/5 Author: Franklin P. Jones Subject: Funny
- Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.Rating: 2/5 Author: Ken Dodd Subject: Funny
- I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.Rating: 5/5 Author: Charles Lamb Subject: Funny
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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