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Funny Quotations
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- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.Rating: 5/5 Author: Robert Frost Subject: Funny
- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.Rating: 0/5 Author: Fred Allen Subject: Funny
- A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.Rating: 5/5 Author: Sidney Goff Subject: Funny
- A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.Rating: 3/5 Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor Subject: Funny
- A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.Rating: 0/5 Author: Duane Dewel Subject: Funny
- Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.Rating: 0/5 Author: Al Gore Subject: Funny
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.Rating: 1/5 Author: Yogi Berra Subject: Funny
- Always look on the bright side of things, because you can't see a damn thing when its dark.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.Rating: 0/5 Author: Evelyn Waugh Subject: Funny
- As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.Rating: 0/5 Author: Oscar Wilde Subject: Funny