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- A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human
history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.Rating: 0/5 Author: Mitch Ratliffe Subject: Computers
- All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Computers
- Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about
telescopes.Rating: 0/5 Author: E. W. Dijkstra Subject: Computers
- Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.Rating: 0/5 Author: Pablo Picasso Subject: Computers
- Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the
world that just don't add up.Rating: 0/5 Author: James Magary Subject: Computers
- Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they
make it easier to do don't need to be done.Rating: 0/5 Author: Andy Rooney Subject: Computers
- Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jeff Pesis Subject: Computers
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.Rating: 0/5 Author: Isaac Asimov Subject: Computers
- I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four
my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your pleased too
no,
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.Rating: 0/5 Author: Janet Minor Subject: Computers - If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?Rating: 5/5 Author: Anon Subject: Computers
- If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee --
that will do them in.Rating: 0/5 Author: Bradley's Bromide Subject: Computers
- If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer,
a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year,
killing everyone inside.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robert X. Cringely, Subject: Computers
- If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.Rating: 5/5 Author: Anon Subject: Computers
- If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but
tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow
enobled and no-one dares criticize it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Pierre Gallois Subject: Computers
- Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual
way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jeff Raskin Subject: Computers
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