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- There's good in everybody. Boost. Don't knock.Rating: 0/5 Author: Warren G. Harding Subject: Kindness
- Behind every great fortune there is crime.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Crime
- Don't join the book burners. Don't think you're going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they never existed. Don't be afraid to go in your library and read every book...Rating: 0/5 Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower Subject: Books
- The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry Kissinger Subject: Funny
- My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.Rating: 1/5 Author: Amy Carmichael Subject: Funny
- I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.Rating: 4/5 Author: Voltaire Subject: Enemies
- Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.Rating: 0/5 Author: Simeon Strunsky Subject: Quotations
- He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.Rating: 5/5 Author: Ali ibn-Abi-Talib Subject: Enemies - No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy, the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child. The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.Rating: 0/5 Author: Emma Goldman Subject: Education
- Every breath you take is a step towards death.Rating: 4/5 Author: Ali ibn-Abi-Talib Subject: Death
- Nothing is hopeless, we must hope for everything.Rating: 0/5 Author: Madeleine L'Engle Subject: Hope & Dreams
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Funny
- Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry David Thoreau Subject: Fashion
- There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me.'Rating: 5/5 Author: Andre Gide Subject: Confidence
- And I saw the river over which every soul must pass to reach the kingdom of heaven and the name of that river was suffering: and I saw a boat which carries souls across the river and the name of that boat was love.Rating: 5/5 Author: Saint John of the Cross Subject: Love & Romance
- Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry Miller Subject: Fate / Destiny
- Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.Rating: 0/5 Author: Richard Bach Subject: Difficulty
- You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and growRating: 5/5 Author: Thomas Paine Subject: Adversity
- Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.Rating: 0/5 Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Subject: Funny
- You're nothing short of my everything.Rating: 5/5 Author: Ralph Block Subject: Love & Romance
- Thank God every day when you get up that you have something to do that day which must be done whether you like it or not. Being forced to work and forced to do your best will breed in you temperance and self-control, diligence and strength of will, cheerfRating: 0/5 Author: Basil Carpenter Subject: Thanksgiving
- If the Pilgrims had shot a skunk instead of a turkey, Thanksgiving would have been quite different.Rating: 4/5 Author: John D. MacDonald Subject: Funny
- Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry Van Dyke Subject: Talent
- Submission to Allah's (God's) Will is the best companion; wisdom is the noblest heritage; theoretical and practical knowledge are the best signs of distinction; deep thinking will present the clearest picture of every problem.Rating: 4/5 Author: Ali ibn-Abi-Talib Subject: Religion
- You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you stop to look fear in the face.Rating: 1/5 Author: Eleanor Roosevelt Subject: Life
- A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.Rating: 5/5 Author: Antoinette Brown Blackwell Subject: Friendship
- I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.Rating: 0/5 Author: G. K. Chesterton Subject: Advice
- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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