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Usa Funny Quotes
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- The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry Kissinger Subject: Funny
- Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.Rating: 0/5 Author: Otto von Bismark Subject: Government
- By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.Rating: 1/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robert A. Heinlein Subject: Funny
- Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.Rating: 0/5 Author: Erma Bombeck Subject: Funny
- When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.Rating: 3/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: beiRating: 0/5 Author: Joseph L. Mankiewicz Subject: Women
- We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?Rating: 2/5 Author: Jean Cocturan Subject: Funny
- Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.Rating: 0/5 Author: Al Gore Subject: Funny
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerome K Jerome Subject: Funny
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.Rating: 2/5 Author: Francois Morency Subject: Funny
- That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.Rating: 4/5 Author: Gloria Vanderbilt Subject: Laughter
- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.Rating: 5/5 Author: Ken Dodd Subject: Funny
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!Rating: 2/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.Rating: 2/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Funny
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.Rating: 5/5 Author: Douglas Adams Subject: Funny
- Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ralph Bus Subject: Funny
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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