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- For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.Rating: 0/5 Author: Virginia Woolf Subject: Women
- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.Rating: 0/5 Author: Tom Clancy Subject: Funny
- If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.Rating: 1/5 Author: Amy Carmichael Subject: Funny
- I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.Rating: 0/5 Author: Douglas Adams Subject: Funny
- Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I hate women because they always know where things are.Rating: 5/5 Author: James Thurber Subject: Women
- Always look on the bright side of things, because you can't see a damn thing when its dark.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ambrose Bierce Subject: Appearance / Attitudes
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!Rating: 2/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.Rating: 4/5 Author: George Muncaster Subject: Funny
- Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.Rating: 2/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Funny
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.Rating: 0/5 Author: Bob Hope Subject: Funny
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.Rating: 2/5 Author: Francois Morency Subject: Funny
- Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When all else fails. Follow instructions.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Frailty, thy name is woman!Rating: 5/5 Author: William Shakespeare Subject: Women
- If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things i cannot, and a great big bag of money.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ralph Bus Subject: Funny
- Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.Rating: 0/5 Author: Antoinette Brown Blackwell Subject: Nature
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Funny
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