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  • One day you will ask me which is more important? my life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life.Rating: 4/5 Author: Khalil Gibran Subject: Love & Romance
  • From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Books
  • Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.Rating: 3/5 Author: Leo Buscaglia Subject: Love & Romance
  • A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.Rating: 0/5 Author: Pearl Buck Subject: Marriage
  • Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Love & Romance
  • They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.Rating: 4/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
  • Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day's work absorb your entire energies, and satisfy your widest ambition.Rating: 0/5 Author: Sir William Osler Subject: Work
  • Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend".Rating: 5/5 Author: Anon Subject: Love & Romance
  • Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Success
  • Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done.Rating: 0/5 Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning Subject: Work
  • It is better to have loved and lost than to never have lost at allRating: 5/5 Author: Samuel Butler Subject: Love & Romance
  • You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the momonts when you have done things in the spirit of love.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry Drummond Subject: Love & Romance
  • Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Funny
  • I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.Rating: 0/5 Author: Douglas Adams Subject: Funny
  • The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.Rating: 0/5 Author: Carl Jung Subject: Creativity
  • Don't spend your life with someone you can live with - spend it with someone you can't live without.Rating: 3/5 Author: Anon Subject: Love & Romance
  • Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering you own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.Rating: 0/5 Author: Saint Francis de Sales Subject: Perfection
  • love is not about who you live with.......its about who you can't live without.Rating: 5/5 Author: Aesop Subject: Love & Romance
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
  • Love is like a tranquil breeze that sweeps over my soul making me whole.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Love & Romance
  • The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'Rating: 0/5 Author: Isaac Asimov Subject: Science
  • The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.Rating: 0/5 Author: G. K. Chesterton Subject: Love & Romance
  • USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.Rating: 0/5 Author: David Letterman Subject: Statistics
  • Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
  • Kiss: A contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart.Rating: 5/5 Author: Anon Subject: Love & Romance
  • Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.Rating: 0/5 Author: Alexander Smith Subject: Love & Romance
  • I love the sun for days, the moon for nights and you forever.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Love & Romance
  • Thank God every day when you get up that you have something to do that day which must be done whether you like it or not. Being forced to work and forced to do your best will breed in you temperance and self-control, diligence and strength of will, cheerfRating: 0/5 Author: Basil Carpenter Subject: Thanksgiving
  • One must learn to love and go through a good deal of suffering to get to it... and the journey is always towards the other soul...Rating: 0/5 Author: D. H. Lawrence Subject: Love & Romance
  • It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny

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