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- Always look on the bright side of things, because you can't see a damn thing when its dark.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.Rating: 0/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Funny
- We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?Rating: 2/5 Author: Jean Cocturan Subject: Funny
- Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.Rating: 0/5 Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Subject: Funny
- Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry Kissinger Subject: Funny
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerome K Jerome Subject: Funny
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.Rating: 2/5 Author: George Burns Subject: Funny
- Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.Rating: 0/5 Author: Dolly Parton Subject: Funny
- I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.Rating: 5/5 Author: Joe Namath Subject: Funny
- In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.Rating: 2/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Funny
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- What's a geriatric? A german footballer scoring three goalsRating: 0/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.Rating: 0/5 Author: David Bissonnette Subject: Funny
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robert Frost Subject: Funny
- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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