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- When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.Rating: 4/5 Author: Helen Hayes Subject: Funny
- If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.Rating: 1/5 Author: Amy Carmichael Subject: Funny
- If the Pilgrims had shot a skunk instead of a turkey, Thanksgiving would have been quite different.Rating: 4/5 Author: John D. MacDonald Subject: Funny
- There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.Rating: 0/5 Author: Bob Hope Subject: Funny
- When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- K SS MY SS would you like to buy a vowel?Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Sure the Grand Canyon may be breathtaking but so is lung cancer.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- People will believe anything if you whisper it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- You know that old saying, 'Strike while the iron is hot?' Well, I think that's a pretty dumb saying, 'cause I'll betcha a cold iron will hurt like hell, too.Rating: 0/5 Author: Charlie Acord Subject: Funny
- I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.Rating: 0/5 Author: Dolly Parton Subject: Funny
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.Rating: 2/5 Author: Francois Morency Subject: Funny
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.Rating: 4/5 Author: Lily Tomlin Subject: Funny
- Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.Rating: 0/5 Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Subject: Funny
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.Rating: 2/5 Author: Stefan Bergman Subject: Funny
- Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.Rating: 3/5 Author: Oscar Wilde Subject: Funny
- My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.Rating: 2/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Funny
- Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.Rating: 0/5 Author: George Burns Subject: Funny
- Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.Rating: 0/5 Author: Al Gore Subject: Funny
- For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!Rating: 2/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If you aren't part of the solution, you're a precipitateRating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.Rating: 0/5 Author: Erma Bombeck Subject: Funny
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.Rating: 2/5 Author: George Burns Subject: Funny
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