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- What power has love but forgiveness?
In other words
by its intervention
what has been done
can be undone.
What good is it otherwise?"Rating: 0/5 Author: William Carlos Williams Subject: Forgiveness - There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.Rating: 0/5 Author: Julia Child Subject: Food
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerome K Jerome Subject: Funny
- If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.Rating: 0/5 Author: Catherine Aird Subject: Character
- Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.Rating: 0/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Funny
- The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.Rating: 0/5 Author: Thomas Paine Subject: Mankind
- As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.Rating: 0/5 Author: Oscar Wilde Subject: Funny
- The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold then in the right scale of values.Rating: 0/5 Author: Norman Thomas Subject: Life
- There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.Rating: 0/5 Author: Katherine Hathaway Subject: Friendship
- Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.Rating: 4/5 Author: Gloria Vanderbilt Subject: Laughter
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!Rating: 2/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'Rating: 0/5 Author: Isaac Asimov Subject: Science
- Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.Rating: 0/5 Author: Mahatma Gandhi Subject: Progress
- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.Rating: 2/5 Author: Stefan Bergman Subject: Funny
- Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.Rating: 0/5 Author: Fran Lebowitz Subject: Writing
- I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.Rating: 0/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.Rating: 0/5 Author: Saadi Subject: Silence
- In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.Rating: 0/5 Author: Erma Bombeck Subject: Funny
- Don't care how good you play, you can find somebody who can beat you, and I don't care how bad you play, you can find somebody you can beat.Rating: 0/5 Author: Harvey Penick Subject: Sports & Competition
- I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.Rating: 5/5 Author: Solomon Short Subject: Writing
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.Rating: 0/5 Author: Washington Irving Subject: Appearance / Attitudes
- I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.Rating: 5/5 Author: Charles Lamb Subject: Funny
- Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of - for credit is like fire; when once you have kindled it you may easily preserve it, but if you once extinguish it, you will find it an arduous task to rekindle it again.Rating: 5/5 Author: Socrates Subject: Reputation
- Whatever you are, be a good one.Rating: 0/5 Author: Abraham Lincoln Subject: Advice
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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