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- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.Rating: 5/5 Author: Rodney Dangerfield Subject: Funny
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Funny
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.Rating: 0/5 Author: Diana Jordan Subject: Funny
- People will believe anything if you whisper it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.Rating: 4/5 Author: Jerry Seinfeld Subject: Funny
- There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...Rating: 0/5 Author: Sir Norman Wisdom Subject: Funny
- The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.Rating: 1/5 Author: Jilly Cooper Subject: Funny
- If the Pilgrims had shot a skunk instead of a turkey, Thanksgiving would have been quite different.Rating: 4/5 Author: John D. MacDonald Subject: Funny
- I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.Rating: 4/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.Rating: 5/5 Author: Patrick Murray Subject: Funny
- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.Rating: 3/5 Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor Subject: Funny
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.Rating: 1/5 Author: Roseanne Barr Subject: Funny
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?Rating: 2/5 Author: Jean Cocturan Subject: Funny
- My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go to hell."Rating: 4/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!Rating: 2/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.Rating: 0/5 Author: Douglas Adams Subject: Funny
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.Rating: 0/5 Author: Dolly Parton Subject: Funny
- My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Don't think of death as an ending. Rather, think of it as a really effective way of reducing your expenses.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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