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Funny Thespian Quotes
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- We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?Rating: 2/5 Author: Jean Cocturan Subject: Funny
- She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.Rating: 0/5 Author: George Bernard Shaw Subject: Funny
- I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil. Rating: 5/5 Author: Uri Geller Subject: Funny
- You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.Rating: 1/5 Author: Yogi Berra Subject: Funny
- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robert A. Heinlein Subject: Funny
- A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.Rating: 0/5 Author: Fred Allen Subject: Funny
- Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If the Pilgrims had shot a skunk instead of a turkey, Thanksgiving would have been quite different.Rating: 4/5 Author: John D. MacDonald Subject: Funny
- There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.Rating: 4/5 Author: Jerry Seinfeld Subject: Funny
- Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ralph Bus Subject: Funny
- Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.Rating: 0/5 Author: Al Gore Subject: Funny
- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.Rating: 0/5 Author: Tom Clancy Subject: Funny
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry Kissinger Subject: Funny
- A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.Rating: 0/5 Author: Duane Dewel Subject: Funny
- No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.Rating: 4/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.Rating: 4/5 Author: Steven Weinberg Subject: Funny
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.Rating: 0/5 Author: George Burns Subject: Funny
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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