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Funny Quotes Of Signs
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- Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most vital.Rating: 0/5 Author: Kelly Barton Subject: Food
- I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here.Rating: 0/5 Author: Samuel Hoffenstein Subject: Appearance / Attitudes
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Most of the things we decide are not what we know to be the best. We say yes, merely because we are driven into a corner and must say something.Rating: 0/5 Author: Frank Crane Subject: Decisions
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robert Frost Subject: Funny
- As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...Rating: 0/5 Author: Sir Norman Wisdom Subject: Funny
- There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by the latter.Rating: 0/5 Author: Charles Caleb Colton Subject: Reputation
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.Rating: 0/5 Author: Andy Rooney Subject: Funny
- Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ronald Reagan Subject: Polictics
- You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.Rating: 5/5 Author: Robin Williams Subject: Sanity
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.Rating: 0/5 Author: William James Subject: Life
- Smile is the music of soul.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Smile
- Perhaps the only true dignity of man is his capacity to despise himself.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Character
- Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlive life of the parent.Rating: 0/5 Author: Carl Jung Subject: Failure
- Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robert Graves Subject: Poetry
- A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought.Rating: 0/5 Author: Albert Einstein Subject: Appearance / Attitudes
- The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.Rating: 0/5 Author: Sloan Wilson Subject: Belief
- Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.Rating: 0/5 Author: Kin Hubbard Subject: Conversation
- Nothing can be made fool proof because fools are so ingenious.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Stupidity
- If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.Rating: 0/5 Author: Dorothy Parker Subject: Money
- Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson Subject: Quotations
- There is no need to boast of your accomplishments and what you can do. A great man is known, he needs no introduction.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Character
- A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above his last achievement. In this way he steadily raises his level of aspiration.Rating: 0/5 Author: Kurt Lewin Subject: Success
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!Rating: 2/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.Rating: 0/5 Author: Edgar Allen Poe Subject: Hope & Dreams
- The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robertson Davies Subject: The Future
- We all of us need assistance. Those who sustain others themselves want to be sustained.Rating: 3/5 Author: Maurice Hulst Subject: Help
- Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.Rating: 0/5 Author: Dale Carnegie Subject: Hope & Dreams
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