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Funny Quotes About Love
- Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Love & Romance
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.Rating: 0/5 Author: W. Somerset Maugham Subject: Love & Romance
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- After the verb 'to Love,' 'to Help' is the most beautiful verb in the world.Rating: 0/5 Author: Bertha von Suttner Subject: Goodness
- Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.Rating: 0/5 Author: W. L. George Subject: War
- Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Love & Romance
- There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Some joys are better expressed in silence as a smile holds more meaning than words. I was asked if i enjoy having you in my life..I just smiled!Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Love & Romance
- Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends.
People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.Rating: 0/5 Author: Cynthia Heimel Subject: Advice
- Love truth, and pardon error.Rating: 0/5 Author: Voltaire Subject: Truth
- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the
ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a
woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: beiRating: 0/5 Author: Joseph L. Mankiewicz Subject: Women
- Never let a rainy day get you down, that's what bills are for.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.Rating: 0/5 Author: David McCullough Subject: Success
- Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates
profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.Rating: 0/5 Author: Lao-Tzu Subject: Kindness
- Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for
love of it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry David Thoreau Subject: Work
- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.Rating: 4/5 Author: Steven Weinberg Subject: Funny
- Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!
Rating: 4/5 Author: Anne Frank Subject: Ability
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.Rating: 4/5 Author: Henny Youngman Subject: Funny
- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.Rating: 4/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.Rating: 5/5 Author: David Viscott Subject: Love & Romance
- Don't think of death as an ending. Rather, think of it as a really effective way of reducing your expenses.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If music be the food of love, play on; Give me excess of it, that,
surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die. That strain again! it had a dying fall: O, it
came o'er my ear like the sweet sound 1 That breathes upon a bank of violets, StealinRating: 4/5 Author: William Shakespeare Subject: Art / Music
- Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking together in
the same direction.Rating: 0/5 Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Subject: Love & Romance
- Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.Rating: 3/5 Author: William Shakespeare Subject: Love & Romance
- My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.Rating: 5/5 Author: Ken Dodd Subject: Funny
- 'Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.Rating: 0/5 Author: John Sheffield Subject: Forgiveness
- There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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