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Funny Quotes About Farm Animals
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Funny Quotes About Farm Animals
- By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.Rating: 1/5 Author: Amy Carmichael Subject: Funny
- If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I like nonsense, it awakens the brain cells.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!Rating: 5/5 Author: Robert Orben Subject: Funny
- The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil. Rating: 5/5 Author: Uri Geller Subject: Funny
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.Rating: 5/5 Author: Joe Namath Subject: Funny
- There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things i cannot, and a great big bag of money.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.Rating: 0/5 Author: Leslie Nielsen Subject: Funny
- Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.Rating: 0/5 Author: George Burns Subject: Funny
- A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.Rating: 3/5 Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor Subject: Funny
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.Rating: 2/5 Author: George Burns Subject: Funny
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.Rating: 0/5 Author: Sidney Goff Subject: Funny
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry Kissinger Subject: Funny
- The number-one fear in life is public speaking, and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerry Seinfeld Subject: Funny
- There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Buffet; A French word that means "get up and get it yourself.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ron Dentinger Subject: Funny
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