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Funny Quotes About College
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Funny Quotes About College
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'Rating: 0/5 Author: Isaac Asimov Subject: Science
- I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.Rating: 3/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- What's a geriatric? A german footballer scoring three goalsRating: 0/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.Rating: 2/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Funny
- Don't think of death as an ending. Rather, think of it as a really effective way of reducing your expenses.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If the Pilgrims had shot a skunk instead of a turkey, Thanksgiving would have been quite different.Rating: 4/5 Author: John D. MacDonald Subject: Funny
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!Rating: 2/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.Rating: 2/5 Author: George Burns Subject: Funny
- The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.Rating: 0/5 Author: Henry Kissinger Subject: Funny
- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.Rating: 4/5 Author: Jerry Seinfeld Subject: Funny
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.Rating: 0/5 Author: Erma Bombeck Subject: Funny
- It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.Rating: 4/5 Author: Steven Weinberg Subject: Funny
- Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?Rating: 0/5 Author: Lisa Claymen Subject: Funny
- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.Rating: 0/5 Author: David Bissonnette Subject: Funny
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.Rating: 3/5 Author: Buddy Hackett Subject: Funny
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Funny
- There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?Rating: 0/5 Author: Jay Leno Subject: Funny
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.Rating: 0/5 Author: Andy Rooney Subject: Funny
- I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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