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- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerome K Jerome Subject: Funny
- You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.Rating: 5/5 Author: Ken Dodd Subject: Funny
- Always look on the bright side of things, because you can't see a damn thing when its dark.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.Rating: 4/5 Author: Jacques Languirand Subject: Funny
- I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'Rating: 0/5 Author: Isaac Asimov Subject: Science
- Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!Rating: 5/5 Author: Robert Orben Subject: Funny
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.Rating: 4/5 Author: Lily Tomlin Subject: Funny
- Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: beiRating: 0/5 Author: Joseph L. Mankiewicz Subject: Women
- If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.Rating: 0/5 Author: Leslie Nielsen Subject: Funny
- Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I like nonsense, it awakens the brain cells.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.Rating: 2/5 Author: Stefan Bergman Subject: Funny
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Buffet; A French word that means "get up and get it yourself.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ron Dentinger Subject: Funny
- If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.Rating: 1/5 Author: Amy Carmichael Subject: Funny
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When all else fails. Follow instructions.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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