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Funny Girly Quotes
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- Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.Rating: 3/5 Author: Oscar Wilde Subject: Funny
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.Rating: 0/5 Author: Erma Bombeck Subject: Funny
- Don't think of death as an ending. Rather, think of it as a really effective way of reducing your expenses.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.Rating: 0/5 Author: Duane Dewel Subject: Funny
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Never let a rainy day get you down, that's what bills are for.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.Rating: 0/5 Author: Tom Clancy Subject: Funny
- I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money!)Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.Rating: 5/5 Author: Rodney Dangerfield Subject: Funny
- If you aren't part of the solution, you're a precipitateRating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.Rating: 2/5 Author: Stefan Bergman Subject: Funny
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Funny
- No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.Rating: 0/5 Author: Dolly Parton Subject: Funny
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a strangerRating: 4/5 Author: Franklin P. Jones Subject: Funny
- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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