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- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.Rating: 0/5 Author: David Bissonnette Subject: Funny
- I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.Rating: 5/5 Author: Charles Lamb Subject: Funny
- You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Buffet; A French word that means "get up and get it yourself.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ron Dentinger Subject: Funny
- Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.Rating: 0/5 Author: Al Gore Subject: Funny
- Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money!)Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.Rating: 1/5 Author: Roseanne Barr Subject: Funny
- That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.Rating: 4/5 Author: Gloria Vanderbilt Subject: Laughter
- My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.Rating: 5/5 Author: Ken Dodd Subject: Funny
- When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When all else fails. Follow instructions.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerome K Jerome Subject: Funny
- In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.Rating: 2/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Funny
- You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.Rating: 0/5 Author: E.A. Gilliam Subject: Funny
- I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Funny
- Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.Rating: 5/5 Author: Douglas Adams Subject: Funny
- Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.Rating: 0/5 Author: Diana Jordan Subject: Funny
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If the Pilgrims had shot a skunk instead of a turkey, Thanksgiving would have been quite different.Rating: 4/5 Author: John D. MacDonald Subject: Funny
- Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...Rating: 0/5 Author: Sir Norman Wisdom Subject: Funny
- No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.Rating: 2/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Funny
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.Rating: 4/5 Author: Henny Youngman Subject: Funny
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