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Funny Alcohol Quotes
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Funny Alcohol Quotes
- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.Rating: 4/5 Author: Jerry Seinfeld Subject: Funny
- Never let a rainy day get you down, that's what bills are for.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If you aren't part of the solution, you're a precipitateRating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!Rating: 2/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.Rating: 0/5 Author: Will Rogers Subject: Funny
- Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.Rating: 3/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- What's a geriatric? A german footballer scoring three goalsRating: 0/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.Rating: 3/5 Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor Subject: Funny
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.Rating: 5/5 Author: W. Somerset Maugham Subject: Sports & Competition
- I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.Rating: 4/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?Rating: 0/5 Author: Lisa Claymen Subject: Funny
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.Rating: 2/5 Author: Francois Morency Subject: Funny
- Never tell your mom her diet's not working.Rating: 0/5 Author: Joel Subject: Funny
- If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'Rating: 0/5 Author: Isaac Asimov Subject: Science
- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robert Frost Subject: Funny
- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...Rating: 0/5 Author: Sir Norman Wisdom Subject: Funny
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Buffet; A French word that means "get up and get it yourself.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ron Dentinger Subject: Funny
- Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.Rating: 0/5 Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Subject: Funny
- You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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