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- I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.Rating: 5/5 Author: Joe Namath Subject: Funny
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?Rating: 0/5 Author: Jay Leno Subject: Funny
- If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.Rating: 1/5 Author: Amy Carmichael Subject: Funny
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.Rating: 5/5 Author: W. Somerset Maugham Subject: Sports & Competition
- I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.Rating: 5/5 Author: Charles Lamb Subject: Funny
- I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.Rating: 2/5 Author: Stefan Bergman Subject: Funny
- Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ralph Bus Subject: Funny
- There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.Rating: 4/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.Rating: 2/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Funny
- Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.Rating: 3/5 Author: Oscar Wilde Subject: Funny
- Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.Rating: 0/5 Author: Diana Jordan Subject: Funny
- Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things i cannot, and a great big bag of money.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.Rating: 4/5 Author: Lily Tomlin Subject: Funny
- The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.Rating: 1/5 Author: Jilly Cooper Subject: Funny
- I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.Rating: 0/5 Author: Oscar Wilde Subject: Writing
- To make a long story short, there's nothing like having the boss walk in.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- No matter how hard you try, you can't teach physics to a dog.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.Rating: 0/5 Author: Oscar Wilde Subject: Funny
- Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.Rating: 1/5 Author: Yogi Berra Subject: Funny
- Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.Rating: 0/5 Author: George Bernard Shaw Subject: Death
- It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?Rating: 0/5 Author: Eleanor H. Porter Subject: Pets
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