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- A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.Rating: 0/5 Author: Duane Dewel Subject: Funny
- A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.Rating: 3/5 Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor Subject: Funny
- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'Rating: 0/5 Author: Isaac Asimov Subject: Science
- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.Rating: 0/5 Author: Dolly Parton Subject: Funny
- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- K SS MY SS would you like to buy a vowel?Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!Rating: 2/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty. Rating: 1/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Funny
- What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If you aren't part of the solution, you're a precipitateRating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.Rating: 4/5 Author: Helen Hayes Subject: Funny
- When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.Rating: 0/5 Author: James Goldsmith Subject: Funny
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.Rating: 0/5 Author: Al Gore Subject: Funny
- Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a strangerRating: 4/5 Author: Franklin P. Jones Subject: Funny
- I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.Rating: 2/5 Author: Stefan Bergman Subject: Funny
- Sure the Grand Canyon may be breathtaking but so is lung cancer.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.Rating: 5/5 Author: Douglas Adams Subject: Funny
- My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.Rating: 3/5 Author: Buddy Hackett Subject: Funny
- My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go to hell."Rating: 4/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- You know that old saying, 'Strike while the iron is hot?' Well, I think that's a pretty dumb saying, 'cause I'll betcha a cold iron will hurt like hell, too.Rating: 0/5 Author: Charlie Acord Subject: Funny
- The number-one fear in life is public speaking, and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerry Seinfeld Subject: Funny
- No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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