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- None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except
when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson Subject: Sports & Competition
- Play every game like it's the last one you're going to play.Rating: 0/5 Author: Joey R. Mendoza Subject: Sports & Competition
- Failure is only the opportunity to begin again, this time more wisely.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Sports & Competition
- Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.Rating: 0/5 Author: George Burns Subject: Funny
- The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.Rating: 0/5 Author: Joe Paterno Subject: Sports & Competition
- Always look on the bright side of things, because you can't see a damn thing when its dark.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robert A. Heinlein Subject: Funny
- Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.Rating: 4/5 Author: Lily Tomlin Subject: Funny
- They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?Rating: 0/5 Author: Jay Leno Subject: Funny
- Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.Rating: 4/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerome K Jerome Subject: Funny
- I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other
folks do, isn't it?Rating: 0/5 Author: Eleanor H. Porter Subject: Pets
- You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.Rating: 0/5 Author: Michael Jordan Subject: Sports & Competition
- Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the
impossible--and achieve it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Pearl Buck Subject: Sports & Competition
- Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The toughest part of getting to the top of the ladder, is getting through
the crowd at the bottom.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Sports & Competition
- There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The individual activity of one man with backbone will do more than a
thousand men with a mere wishbone.Rating: 0/5 Author: William Boetcker Subject: Sports & Competition
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If the Pilgrims had shot a skunk instead of a turkey, Thanksgiving would have been quite different.Rating: 4/5 Author: John D. MacDonald Subject: Funny
- Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let
go.Rating: 0/5 Author: William Feather Subject: Sports & Competition
- I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.Rating: 3/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
- I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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