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- Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.Rating: 0/5 Author: George Bernard Shaw Subject: Death
- Never tell your mom her diet's not working.Rating: 0/5 Author: Joel Subject: Funny
- A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.Rating: 0/5 Author: Sidney Goff Subject: Funny
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerome K Jerome Subject: Funny
- I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jilly Cooper Subject: Men
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.Rating: 2/5 Author: Francois Morency Subject: Funny
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.Rating: 0/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.Rating: 5/5 Author: Patrick Murray Subject: Funny
- The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Man is by nature a political animal.Rating: 0/5 Author: Anonymous Subject: Polictics
- We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt ... then things get worse. Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.Rating: 3/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Never let a rainy day get you down, that's what bills are for.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.Rating: 5/5 Author: Ken Dodd Subject: Funny
- Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.Rating: 3/5 Author: Oscar Wilde Subject: Funny
- No matter how hard you try, you can't teach physics to a dog.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.Rating: 1/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.Rating: 1/5 Author: Yogi Berra Subject: Funny
- I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.Rating: 3/5 Author: A. A. Attanasio Subject: Funny
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