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- Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.Rating: 4/5 Author: Albert Einstein Subject: Science
- When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.Rating: 0/5 Author: Chinese Proverb Subject: Proverb
- It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.Rating: 3/5 Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson Subject: Help
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.Rating: 5/5 Author: Fred Astaire Subject: Children
- If even a day should go by when I don't say I love you, may never a moment go by without you knowing that I do.Rating: 0/5 Author: Anon Subject: Love & Romance
- The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.Rating: 3/5 Author: Zeno Subject: Nature
- The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.Rating: 2/5 Author: Zeno Subject: Life
- Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.Rating: 0/5 Author: Cecil B. DeMille Subject: Creativity
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.Rating: 5/5 Author: Rodney Dangerfield Subject: Funny
- Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering you own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.Rating: 0/5 Author: Saint Francis de Sales Subject: Perfection
- He was a genius - that is to say, a man who does superlatively and without obvious effort something that most people cannot do by the uttermost exertion of their abilities.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robertson Davies Subject: Genius
- When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'Rating: 0/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Marriage
- Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.Rating: 0/5 Author: Helen Keller Subject: Hope & Dreams
- Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.Rating: 5/5 Author: Frank Herbert Subject: Change
- That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.Rating: 4/5 Author: Gloria Vanderbilt Subject: Laughter
- Not Failure but Low aim is crime.Rating: 5/5 Author: James Russell Lowell Subject: Ambition
- It is a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.Rating: 5/5 Author: W. Somerset Maugham Subject: Sports & Competition
- Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.Rating: 0/5 Author: Laurence J. Peter Subject: Effort
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however.Rating: 0/5 Author: Richard Bach Subject: Effort
- An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.Rating: 0/5 Author: Robert A. Heinlein Subject: Gun Control
- Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.Rating: 0/5 Author: W. Somerset Maugham Subject: Art / Music
- The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.Rating: 0/5 Author: David Brinkley Subject: Television
- From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Books
- Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws from the noise in order to find peace and order in his inner sanctuary.Rating: 0/5 Author: Peter Minard Subject: Silence
- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.Rating: 0/5 Author: Tom Clancy Subject: Funny
- The individual activity of one man with backbone will do more than a thousand men with a mere wishbone.Rating: 0/5 Author: William Boetcker Subject: Sports & Competition
- Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.Rating: 0/5 Author: Mao Tse-Tung Subject: Polictics
- My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.Rating: 2/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Funny
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