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- My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy to love those close to us. Bring love into your home for this is where our love for each other must start.Rating: 5/5 Author: Mother Teresa Subject: Love & Romance
- If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.Rating: 0/5 Author: Douglas Adams Subject: Funny
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.Rating: 2/5 Author: Phillip K. Dick Subject: Reliability
- I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice,
and then going away and doing the exact opposite.Rating: 0/5 Author: G. K. Chesterton Subject: Advice
- To make a long story short, there's nothing like having the boss walk in.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.Rating: 0/5 Author: Diana Jordan Subject: Funny
- A heretic is a man who sees with his own eyes.Rating: 0/5 Author: Gotthold Ephraim Lessing Subject: Conformity / Nonconformity
- Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at
work worth doing.Rating: 0/5 Author: Theodore Roosevelt Subject: Work
- You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.Rating: 0/5 Author: E.A. Gilliam Subject: Funny
- K SS MY SS would you like to buy a vowel?Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.Rating: 1/5 Author: Jilly Cooper Subject: Funny
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.Rating: 2/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- If the Pilgrims had shot a skunk instead of a turkey, Thanksgiving would have been quite different.Rating: 4/5 Author: John D. MacDonald Subject: Funny
- Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.Rating: 0/5 Author: Ralph Bus Subject: Funny
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.Rating: 4/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to
be serious when people laugh.Rating: 0/5 Author: George Bernard Shaw Subject: Death
- I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.Rating: 0/5 Author: Bob Monkhouse Subject: Funny
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.Rating: 0/5 Author: Jerome K Jerome Subject: Funny
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.Rating: 0/5 Author: Evelyn Waugh Subject: Funny
- No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by
changing anything but his own disposition will waste his life away in fruitless efforts.Rating: 5/5 Author: Samuel Johnson Subject: Appearance / Attitudes
- We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt ... then things get worse.
Rating: 0/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
- Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.Rating: 5/5 Author: Unknown Subject: Funny
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