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- Eighty percent of success is showing up.Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Success
- I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve
it through not dying.Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Death
- I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Marriage
- I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating
a dead horse.Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Appearance / Attitudes
- In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.Rating: 2/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Funny
- It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a
tune.Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Death
- It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty
billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the
Mafia spends very little for office supplies.Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Crime
- Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.Rating: 1/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Life
- Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over
much too soon.Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Life
- Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Money
- On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as
easily lying down.Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Death
- Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Sports & Competition
- Since man is made of clay, he can never be completely pure. Since clay is
basically foul, how can humans escape their basic nature? Purity does not lie in rituals, nor can
human nature be changed by effort. Those who love God and remain consciousRating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Belief
- The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
Rating: 1/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Funny
- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening
with an insurance salesman?Rating: 0/5 Author: Woody Allen Subject: Death
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