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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.Rating: 1/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Marriage
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.Rating: 0/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Pets
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.Rating: 3/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Marriage
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.Rating: 0/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Funny
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.Rating: 0/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Parents
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.Rating: 2/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Funny
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.Rating: 3/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Parents
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.Rating: 0/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Money
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'Rating: 0/5 Author: Rita Rudner Subject: Marriage

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