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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Truth
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Confidence
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Success
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Advice
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Books
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Courage
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Truth
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Facts
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Advice
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Education
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Sleep
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Education
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.
Rating: 3/5
Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Pets
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Education
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
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Author:
Mark Twain
Subject:
Congress
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