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- A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of
five.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Children
- Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you
have to do is live long enough.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Age
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Funny
- From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed
with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Books
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I
go into the other room and read a book.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Books
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I
go into the other room and read a book.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Television
- Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Art / Music
- Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing
nearly everything, money is handy.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Money
- My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been
one.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Children
- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too
dark to read.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Books
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.Rating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Funny
- Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And
east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they
taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what yRating: 0/5 Author: Groucho Marx Subject: Art / Music
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