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Dave Barry Quotations
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Dave Barry Quotations
- I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.Rating: 5/5 Author: Dave Barry Subject: Argument / Debate
- Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.Rating: 0/5 Author: Dave Barry Subject: Business / Employment
- What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.Rating: 0/5 Author: Dave Barry Subject: Maturity
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