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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
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Bob Monkhouse
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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
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Bob Monkhouse
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Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
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Bob Monkhouse
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They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.
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Bob Monkhouse
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Funny
What's a geriatric? A german footballer scoring three goals
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Bob Monkhouse
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Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses!
Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.
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